Wednesday, August 11, 2021

New Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions

Q: What do you do, what do you do?

Me: Um...research. Super specialisation.

Q:  Really!!?? In what? 

Me: Vanaprasthisation. It's a study of volitional and selective withdrawal from society as one of the privileges accorded to those who embrace their own notions of age-appropriate behaviour. The study places these individuals in a utopian setting where no one is pressured into affirming that age is a number. They engage in frequent sessions of S.L.U.M.B.E.R. - supine languor: ultimate metabolism boosting energy recharge.

 

17 comments:

COCKTAIL PASSIONS said...

🀣🀣🀣

Gowri Mohanakrishnan said...

Thank you, Rajan!

Gowri Mohanakrishnan said...

teehee!!

Usha George said...

Wish I could think of snappy responses quickly.It normally takes at least 24 hours

RAJI MUTHUKRISHNAN said...

Ha ha ha, suits me to a T.

Gowri Mohanakrishnan said...

That's only because you're too kind to snap, Dr George. πŸ™‚

Gowri Mohanakrishnan said...

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Vinayprasthisation said...

πŸ€ͺ🍦

Gowri Mohanakrishnan said...

πŸ€ͺπŸ¦πŸ˜‚πŸ’•

Kamini said...

Oh I love it!! That is my super-super specialisation, exactly! Mine includes a hefty dose of I Don't Care What Anybody Else Does or Thinks. Methinks I have a lucrative career as an all-knowing god-woman with all the wisdom I have gained from pursuing Vanaprasthisation!

Gowri Mohanakrishnan said...

πŸ˜€You already have your post doctoral degreeπŸ˜†!

Sangeeta Mahajan said...

Super Gowri! 🀣🀣🀣 I am in the running for this research too!
Yours Supinely

Gowri Mohanakrishnan said...

Supinely supercool Kumar. You have earned it, lady!! πŸ’•πŸ’•

Divya Kanal said...

πŸ˜‚πŸ‘ŒπŸ»

Gowri Mohanakrishnan said...

πŸ‘πŸΌπŸ˜‚

Sarita Dasgupta said...

Great way to flummox someone! πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‚

Gowri Mohanakrishnan said...

Haha.
Have lost some 'friends' this wayπŸ˜›