Q: What do you do, what do you do?
Me: Um...research. Super specialisation.
Q: Really!!?? In what?
Me: Vanaprasthisation. It's
a study of volitional and selective withdrawal from society as one of
the privileges accorded to those who embrace their own notions of
age-appropriate behaviour. The study places these individuals in a
utopian setting where no one is pressured into affirming that age is a
number. They engage in frequent sessions of S.L.U.M.B.E.R. - supine languor: ultimate metabolism boosting energy recharge.

