Showing posts with label satire. Show all posts
Showing posts with label satire. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 11, 2021

New Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions

Q: What do you do, what do you do?

Me: Um...research. Super specialisation.

Q:  Really!!?? In what? 

Me: Vanaprasthisation. It's a study of volitional and selective withdrawal from society as one of the privileges accorded to those who embrace their own notions of age-appropriate behaviour. The study places these individuals in a utopian setting where no one is pressured into affirming that age is a number. They engage in frequent sessions of S.L.U.M.B.E.R. - supine languor: ultimate metabolism boosting energy recharge.